exploration is in our nature. we began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still. we have lingered long enough on the shores of the cosmic ocean. we are ready at last to set sail for the stars
-carl sagan

i'm dasha! i'm 22, i'm from the UK, and i really like space, if that wasn't already clear

she/her please!

 

dustoid:

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

MBMBaM 220: Justin Becomes the Monster He Fears So Much

Justin: So sue me, it's October in West Virginia, I like to live on island time for a day. Cut me some slack.

Griffin: I have Spotify open right now on my computer. Do you want me to put you on blast? Because I got your history right here in the sidebar:

Griffin: [growing increasingly angry]

Take it Back by Jimmy Buffett,

Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffett,

Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffett,

Steamer by Jimmy Buffett,

Treat her Like a Lady by Jimmy Buffett,

Manana by Jimmy Buffett,

When Salome Plays the Drum by James Buffett,

Havana Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffett.

Griffin: [shouting] What the fuck happened to you? ARE YOU HAUNTED? ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!

Justin: I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues and I was just trying to chase them away.

Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes one third of the team that feels qualified to tell people how to live their lives.

nomehablen2:

thebuttkingpost:

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

(Source: emperorozark)